找豆的日子！ Part II

I never thought of changing TCM, was just want to have a review by another TCM of my body before our try again. Since August, our lives been chaos, it all started when i went for my PruLady checkup on my birthday. You know, some people said, never go to hospital on your birthday as it bring bad omen. I though that was just ridicules talk, till....

while ultrasound, C notice the nurse is keep scan the same spot again and again, and eventually she even call another nurse in to verify. and they start discussing in their "chim" jargon terms. Out of curiosity, you know C is the "101 curiosity baby", as named by G earlier, just can't stop wondering while lying on the examination bed. And it reminded C that she did have a cyst in Apr after the D&C

C: Hi, is there something wrong in there
N: oh, why did you say so?
C: errrr, cos my gynae spot a cyst in Apr and after medicine, it disappear itself. *aren't it obvious, cos you keep scanning the same spot!*
N: well. .. you will know when the report is out.
C: . .. .. . . * what the @#$!#@#$!$#!

waiting and waiting, for the entire whole MONTH then the report reached my mailbox! Can you imagine how my days pass till then?!

you really thought i wait for the whole month for the report to reach there? If so, you are just simply don't understand how the eh mm "101 curiosity baby" way of working! Of course i won't sit there quietly and wait for that stupid, bloody #$%#%# report, i went some where, where that TCM is very famous. Who is it, read below to zoom down you guess.

About the clinic
*Normal people should able to get the answer right with this, i mean normal. .
Need to start queuing on 4am
*trust your eyes, is 4AM. And believe me, i'm one of them, who got the no. 10 at 4:30AM!
* got it? clever! but no prize!

Huh? still need more tips? tsk. .ok

About that TCM
*you better got it right this time ok, else.. .
yes, is a SHE. no, she is not from china, and believe me, her ang mo is damn "bompipi". Haiya, she is married lar, we spotted her loitering with her kids at Central *what? did i hear you say "where is Central" well friend, please go streetdirectory.com to find it yourself! you the 宅男or 宅女? and she do nothing, no ultrascan, no powder A + B like MG did, what she use, just PULSE, yes, PULSE! Her name is Tan XX *what? you still dunno? you call me, you call me, and i will TELL you ok?

I kept practicing about what i wanna tell her regards our pass experience, and scare so i missed out any details. You know that D&C thingy. . blah. .. and guess what happen

My turn
C: 我。 。。 三月的时候。 。 while she was taking my pulse. .
T: 你知道你的子宫是歪的吗？向后。 你有 PCOS，你的 。 。 。 。。
she keep talk and talk non-stop, so fast like a lightning speed.. .and she keep writing those jargon medical terms, in English, on the papers.
T: ok, 你去找这个 Dr CC，要他帮你检查和确定我讲的有没有错， 下个礼拜你带 report 再来见我！

G turn
G: 我。 。。yes, while she was taking G pulse also. .
T: 你知道你的精虫非常不好，有头没尾。 。 。 你小时候有腮腺炎(mumps)？你的鼻子是歪的， 你的 。。 。
T: ok, 你也去找这个 Dr CC，要他帮你检查和确定我讲的有没有错， 下个礼拜你带 report 和你的老婆再来见我！

C&G: 。 。。 。 。Totally speechless!
*i think our mouth dropped on floor. . overflow till the doorstep also, where our mouths are so happy to see others patient's mouth are lying there too!